Taco Bell gave me a spork to eat a taco.
Who’s really high here? 

I think I’m waiting for my Papa to tell me that he’s proud of me
and I know it’s never going to happen. 

• YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
• put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

• YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
• carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

• OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
• broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via mmmyeahliz)